Land of Odds
The Ugly Necklace Contest
Voting will conclude on July 14, 2003

Vera Fox-Bond from Tennessee


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DON'T CRY OVER SPILLED BEADS

 

ISHKABIBBLE DRIBBLE IS MY NAME
BEADED EGGS MY CLAIM TO FAME
I'M THE GREEN BREASTED MATTRESS THRASHER
NEVER KNOWN AS A COLOR CLASHER

NOW MY COMB IS WILTED
BECAUSE MY PALLET I TILTED
AND SPILLED MY BEADS

MY BEAK IS DRIZZLING
CAUSE I'VE BEEN SNIVELING
I SPILLED MY BEADS

ALL MY EGG SHELLS ARE CRACKED
LIKE EACH HAS BEEN WHACKED
THEY ALL GO SPLAT!
EVEN THE YOLKS ARE FLAT
CAUSE I SPILLED MY BEADS

TIME TO MAKE DO
NO MORE BOO HOO
GET OUT THE GLUE
AND FIND MORE BEADS

 

 



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