Fourth Annual The Ugly Necklace Contest: A Jewelry Design Competition With A Twist
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Land of Odds : Fourth Annual, 2006
The Ugly Necklace Contest
A Jewelry Design Competition With A Twist 

J.Z. EDWARDS
from
Ann Arbor,
Michigan

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POEM

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Heart Broken


A loved one lost.
Slowly, slowly, breathing becomes impossible.

No metaphor.
Breathing becomes impossible.

Trying...and quitting...
Trying...and qutting...

OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER...UNTIL...

BREATHING BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE.

...and they are gone...and we are devastated.










Close Up


LISTING OF MATERIALS USED IN THE NECKLACE:

1. Scrap of Yarn
2. Cigarette Butts
3. Damaged Band Aid (clasping necklace together)

Artist's Note: I seriously considered using various ugly beads and/or other materials in combination with the butts in this necklace, however, after much thought and much consideration, I chose not to do so. I believe that the cigarette butts, with all of their connotations of ill health, addiction, foul smells, smoke (its residue) and personal and familial destruction, would only be made less emphatic by the addition of other elements. This necklace is nothing but ugly.

P.S. This necklace is SO UGLY, that....I constructed it while wearing rubber gloves, ...out of doors, ...at night! And, ...I keep it in a sealed plastic container under a bench on the porch!





Clasp Assembly
Damaged Band Aid (clasping necklace together)
is visible holding variegated loose ends of yarn on
which butts are strung.





J.Z. EDWARDS
from
Ann Arbor,
Michigan

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