The Ugly Necklace Contest
Official Rules -- www.landofodds.com

Our First Submission -- Can You Do Better?

Materials:  G_d-Ugly Plastic Beads, various colors, shapes, textures, strung on clear elastic string, and tied in a knot, instead of using a clasp.

My Poem:
All that Glitters is not gold
AND Neither is this Necklace.
To wear this aweful tacky thing
You must be bold AND WRECKLESS.

by Mary Poag
[Mary would like everyone to know
that she can design non-ugly necklaces as well.]