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The UGLIEST NECKLACES IN AMERICA - 2008, Gallery 1| 2

The Ugly Necklace Contest
An annual jewelry design competition with a twist

Some of the Sixth Annual 2008 Entries,
some Ugly, some not
-- You be the Judge!

Click for:
2003 1st Annual Entries
2004 2nd Annual Entries
2005 3rd Annual Entries
2006 4th Annual Entries
2007 5th Annual Entries
2008 6th Annual Entries
- Detailed Results, 2008

Summary of Adjusted Judges Scoring Criteria

ABOUT THE JEWELRY DESIGN CRITERIA USED TO EVALUATE THE ENTRIES IN THE UGLY NECKLACE CONTEST - It Ain't Easy Doing Ugly, or as my momma says, "Ugly is as Ugly does."

ABOUT GOOD JEWELRY DESIGN
- Principles of Composition

by Warren Feld


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Alesia DiFederico
Southbury, Connecticut
WINNER
Details

 

Equus Recyclus

"From the horse's ass ,
Much manure does pass.

The pasture's seed becomes an organic bead,
Made from the horse's dirty deed.

There must be more uses,
For what the horse produces. ...
"


Clasp Assembly: Electric Fence Wire Insulator and wire loop


Adjusted Judges Score: 7 out of 7

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Edith Cheitman
Sarasota, Florida
Semi-Finalist
Details

 

Song of the Venerable Bede

"The New Age Market has decreed
there be more Spirit in their beads.
No more sufficient, ostentation;
they now require extrapolation
From world relitions to their jewelry
which tempts designers to buffoonery.

This ugly necklace is evidence
of a bauble fraught with such mystical defense.

 

Clasp Assembly: Mother of Pearl Pendant, wire hook under claw, toggle ring

Adjusted Judges Score: 5 out of 7

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Jen Muise
RUNNER UP
Woodlawn, Ontario, Canada
Details

Something for Everyone

"It doesn't matter who you are --
Rapper, diva or parade star.
If you're artsy-fartsy or sedate,
A Goth, a pimp or just out-of-date;
A hippi chick or a sports fan
A sk8rgrrl or Elizabethan
It doesn't matter who you are,
There's something here for you!"

Clasp Assembly: Toggle from plastic bag and beads. Beads go over plastic bag flower.

Adjusted Judges Score: 6 out of 7

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Kimberly Dods
Peralta, New Mexico
Semi-Finalist
Details

An Ode To My Ugly Necklace

My so-called "ugly nekclace" has quite grown on me.
It's hideousness bewitching.
Clumsy - yes.
Awkward - a bit.
But, on my neck, a perfect fit.

 

Clasp Assembly: Carabiner Clasp with Ring


Adjusted Judges Score: 6 out of 7

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Candace Davis
Charlotte, North Carolina
Semi-Finalist
Details

An Ugly Haiku

Mass Anaplasia

Lymphatic Metastasis
of myth & legend

 

Clasp Assembly: Button Clasp

Adjusted Judges Score: 6 out of 7

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Ruwani Thanuja Rathnayaka
Nugegoda, Sri Lanka
Semi-Finalist
Details

 

Clasp Assembly: Toggle from wire and straws

Adjusted Judges Score: 6 out of 7

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WENDY INMAN
Ripon, California
Semi-Finalist
Details

Junk Drawers Revenge

"Everyone has one
Hidden away
A drawer full of Treasures
My child would say.
...

... But you better watch out
You better empty it someday
Before it rebels
And attacks you this way.
"

 

 

Clasp Assembly: Single clip-on earring and string loop
a pine tree.

Adjusted Judges Score: 5 out of 7

 

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CHRISTINA ZAWADECKI
Orlando, Florida
Semi-Finalist
Details

Toy Soldiers

"Beaded soldiers on a string
March left right left for victory
Poor boys fight a rich mans war
An atrocity not to be ignored
Thoughts of all lost
Yet strong hope for a peace
A time when their mission
Is fully complete."

 


Clasp Assembly:The "noose" -"this war is placing a choke-hold on our nation."



Adjusted Judges Score: 5 out of 7

 

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MANDY ALLEN
Portland, Oregon
Details

MindSettings

"Of truth and beauty there is much debate,
What one person loves, another may hate.
What has value to us is another discussion,
And it can have an ugly repercussion.
Like buying diamonds even if it puts you in debt
I guess it's all about your mindset."

 



Clasp Assembly: Magnet and screws

Adjusted Judges Score: 5 out of 7

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LYNN MARGARET DAVY
Colehill, Wimborne, Dorset, United Kingdom
Semi-Finalist
Details

I Let Our Love Sing - F(orte)

"Once upon a blowtorch an artist made a pig.
A pretty pink color, and not very big.
She took one look at him and said "Bad luck,
But your face looks like it was squashed by a truck,"

I tried my best, but this hideous creation
Will destroy my perfectionist reputation.
There's nothing I can do, you've turned out so ugly,
I'm afraid you're what lampworkers call: "A FUGLY!""

 

Clasp Assembly:
Swivel Lanyard


Adjusted Judges Score: 4 out of 7

...GO VOTE & EVALUATE...

The UGLIEST NECKLACES IN AMERICA - 2008, Gallery 1| 2

This years judges:
James Jones
Kathleen Lynam
Nina Foley
Warren Feld


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